10. Only team in college ball to use kangaroo as long snapper.
9. I coached the second half of the Toledo game wearing only a headset and my underpants.
8. When O.J. Simpson and some goons showed up and tried to steal our equipment.
7. Our players met athletes from around the world when Muncie hosted this year's Summer Olympics.
6. Defeating the Detroit Lions.
5. The loss to Buffalo because it taught us humility and resiliency. I'm kidding, it totally blew.
4. The postgame locker room grab-ass.
3. Beating Eastern Michigan, Central Michigan, Western Michigan, Southern Michigan, Southwestern Michigan and Mexican Michigan.
2. None of our players shot themselves in the leg.
And Number One: The drunk 3 a.m. coaching tips from Letterman.