OUR VIEW: Phrases you don't want to hear this Spring Break

Finally.

Spring Break.

As you travel to your exotic destination — or stay in Muncie — it's important to remember to stay safe. We want all of you to have fun and return in one piece. Along those lines, here are some phrases you definitely don't want to hear over break:

- E-mail from professor: By the way, your 5-page paper is due the Tuesday after break.

- This is a dry county.

- How'd you get that tattoo on your lower back/foot/forehead?

- The beach closes at dusk.

- This is just like "The Hangover"!

- Snowpocalypse 2010 2.0!!!

- Where'd this ring come from?

- Hey it's your mom! I decided to join you guys on the beach.

- What's your name again?

- Have you seen my wallet?

- Welcome to Alaska!

- I thought you were on the pill!

- Would you like to be in an episode of "Jersey Shore"?

- Oh, it's not that type of beach?

- The opening band is The Baja Men.

- Did I leave my hair straightener on?

- John Edwards invited me to his house party. Should I go?

- Someone pee on me. I just was stung by a jellyfish.

- So what are you in for?

See you all back in a week!


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