OUR VIEW: A&F Season Two

AT ISSUE: Muncie's new popularity with presidential hopefuls could give way to a second season

You're walking through one of the neighborhoods behind LaFollette Complex with a few friends.

You feel the smooth glass between your fingers, bring the lighter to the bowl and light it.

All of the sudden, red and blue lights are flashing, and you're freaking out.

A man steps out, 30 years old and of Indian descent, your panic eases and the police officer approaches.

Kal Penn, of "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle," moseys up to your group and asks if he can be next.

This and many other scenes would be brought to you by "Armed & Famous 2," what the Daily News feels is the next generation in quality entertainment.

After finishing your walk through the neighborhood, you pass by LaFollette Field, where Sean Astin is going through a Herculean-style workout to get back into his "Rudy" physique.

You continue your walk through campus only to find half of campus blocked by Secret Service officials. Chelsea Clinton is roaming around and must be under lockdown at all times.

Then, each person in their respective areas gets a call on their walkie-talkies.

A crime has broken out in downtown Muncie.

A&F 2.0 assemble!

The remaining members of the team, Larry Bigbie, former Ball State University baseball player from 1997-99, uses his steroid-enhanced muscles to get to Astin's side in a flash.

Then, Kofi Kingston, the first Jamaican ECW superstar according to World Wrestling Entertainment, could return to Muncie after the WWE's show at Worthen Arena earlier this month to join the crime fighting league.

Judging by the size of his muscles, we're pretty sure Kingston and Bigbie would find something to "Bond" over.

The team combines its talents and goes off to rid Muncie of its evil, crime-ridden underbelly.

Look for A&F 2.0 to air shortly after Indiana's primary.

We have to make the world pay attention to Muncie somehow when the primary is over.


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