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in-theatre review: "Million Dollar Baby"

A+

I knew this would happen. "Million Dollar Baby" knocked "Sideways"

from my number-one spot with a brutal left hook -- and I'm not mad about

it at all. It's that amazing, with the rare feel of a film that is

already a classic.

The plot may sound familiar or even clich+â-¬d: Hilary Swank is Maggie

Fitzgerald, a waitress in her early thirties who is determined to be a

boxer. She's equally determined to have gym-owner Frank Dunn (Clint

Eastwood) train her. Dunn, a troubled character with an estranged

daughter, refuses to train her.

Gym manager and former fighter Eddie Dupris (Morgan Freeman) gives

her a few pointers and encouragement and manages to gently maneuver

Dunn into training Fitzgerald. Determined to succeed at something -- everyone in her trailer park family has failed to accomplish anything -- she begins rising in the boxing world.

And that's all the plot you're going to get. Consider the ignorance a

gift. Do not read any other reviews and stay the hell away from the

stupid political debate manufactured by sadistic, opportunistic,

plot-spoilers Michael Medved and Rush Limbaugh. Just go see this

movie.

Fake controversy aside, what's truly shocking is that Eastwood had to

struggle to get funding for this $25 million movie. How Eastwood could

show up with this script and the studio execs say, "We don't think

boxing movies are very popular right now" is both hilarious and

depressing. As Eastwood said, this is not a "boxing movie." I have no

interest in boxing or sports but I passionately love this film and

long to see it again. To call the film a "boxing movie" is like

describing "The Aviator" as "an airplane movie" or "Sideways" as "a

wine movie." What kind of moron would do that? Apparently, the kind

that runs Hollywood studios.

"Baby" deserves to sweep the Oscars. All three actors -- Swank,

Eastwood, and Freeman -- should win. Each scene with Freeman and

Eastwood, two of the 20th century's greatest actors, is a joy to

behold. Their chemistry in this movie is unparalleled by any film this year.

One glaring omission in the nominations "Baby" received is in

cinematography. The film's manipulation of light and the beautiful

photography it achieves is particularly noticeable. The paintings of

light and darkness that Eastwood and his director of photography, Tom

Stern, created are stunning -- and perfectly appropriate for the film.

Contrary to the right-wing pundits' simpleminded assault on the film

(which is ironic, considering Eastwood is a well-known Hollywood

Republican), a deep spirituality pervades the film, floating in the

background of the characters' struggles and decisions. It's also the

kind of spirituality in cinema that's the most difficult to do -- that

which is implicit instead of explicit.

Perhaps it's that kind of depth and complexity that scared away the

Hollywood financiers. Lucky for us, Eastwood knew when he had

something special.

"You Must Buy This DVD Right Now" DVD review: "Disinformation: The

Complete Series"

This was the most important DVD I purchased in 2004 because it

introduced me to a host of wild new ideas. The two-disc set is

essentially an eight-hour counterculture education. The first disc

collects the four episodes of the "Disinformation" TV series -- a bizarre

newsmagazine that features unique artists, on-the-edge scientists,

perverse conspiracy theories and peeks into sexual subcultures. Each

episode also features a schizophrenic rant from comedian Brother

Theodore and a clip from "Uncle Goddamn," the so-called "Citizen

Kane" of white trash torture home video."

The second disc includes such speakers from the "Disinfo.Con 2000" as

media theorist Douglas Rushkoff, comic writer and chaos magician Grant

Morrison, author and philosopher Robert Anton Wilson, Marilyn Manson,

Aleister Crowley-disciple Kenneth Anger and eccentric artist Joe

Coleman. The girls of the Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black also

perform "The Wall of Vagina."


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