Once again we return with "Sweet and Sour," maybe because it's funny (kinda like Carrot Top, but wait -- is that a good thing or a bad thing?) or because we're still addicted to VH1's "Best Week Ever." Just a little refresher: Sweet equals good, sour equals bad (although some of them are borderline tasteless and/or may start vicious rumors that could lead to your mom calling -- for which we apologize in advance).
Sweet: 7:30 p.m. Saturday is the umpteenth Drag Show in Ball Gym. Once again, our comrades in fabulousness will tape, tuck and tweeze their way into costumes that even Cher would reject. And we love them for it.
Sour: There's not enough duct tape in the greater East Central Indiana region to get Aaron and Kevin into any sort of revealing outfit. But as always, we are both looking for qualified escorts to this event.
Sweet: Today is the 49th annual High School J-Day. Kevin went to J-Day back in the day when he was at the ol' Bluffton High, and according to him, it was like one of those life-changing events that your hear about on Oprah or something.
Sour: Heads up Ball State: There are already 1,500 future journalists/high school slackers wandering campus. Just be forewarned -- don't venture to the Village, Art and Journalism Building or the Student Center (but who goes there anyway?) without risking your patience and sanity.
Sweet: The MTV Movie Award nominees were announced on Wednesday. Yeah, we know they aren't as high and mighty as the Oscars, but do the Oscars have a Best Dance Sequence category? I think not, golden statuette.
Sour: With all the girl-on-girl action at the Video Music Awards, it's time to turn the tables. Let's see Seann William-Scott, Justin Timberlake and Colin Ferrell stick their tongues down each other's throats.
Sweet: This column will mark the end of an era. Kevin is finally graduating and moving on to the land of the geriatric -- no, he really is -- he's moving to Florida. Don't fret, Kevin will not be living at the YMCA this summer, but with a guy from Brown.
Sour: Kevin is leaving Aaron -- it's as simple as that. Despite what people of the heterosexual persuasion may think, we are not going out. Aaron likes muscular guys and Kevin has class, but he will be dearly missed until the next one comes along.
Hey, we're gay.
Sweet: Dr. Drew just told you that you have Hepatitis C from those sexscapades on Spring Break, but don't give up hope yet. Break out the digital camera and post your online personal at STDFriends.com -- the second largest dating service of its kind on the Internet.
Sour: There really isn't a sour to this, but rather this is a public service announcement. We're just doing our part and no, neither of us have our personals on this site.
Sweet and Sour update: For those that are "in the know" of our Olufunmbi Elemo and Ben Tietz dinner invite, we still haven't heard back from the two. We know you guys are busy with classes, finals, Student Government Association and whatnot. Big thanks to our big-haired, sorority gal pal informant for the tip.
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