Here's a little something we like to call "Sweet and Sour." Sweet equals good, sour equals bad (although some of them are borderline tasteless).
Sweet: Spring Break was last week.
Sour: Spring Break came early. Yes, we know it happens to every season and that it's embarrassing -- especially for it to strike Ball State. For all of you keeping track -- it really wasn't even spring until Saturday.
Sweet: A whole bunch of awesome speakers are coming to Ball State. Dr. Ni'Am Akbar with the presentation titled, "Are Black People Crazy?" was here on Tuesday, and in a couple of weeks, Dave Chappelle will arrive, only to further the debate. We just want to say: "I'm Rick James... Bitch."
Sour: We don't have Chappelle tickets. Aaron is currently seeking applicants to escort him to the show.
Sweet: They are filming "The Simple Life 2" right now. When it splashes in June, Kevin and Aaron will once again be able to imagine what it would be like to be hot rich girls. Until then, they have the first season on DVD.
Sour: One Ms. Paris Hilton fell off her high horse last week -- no, we mean literally. She fell off a horse, and then it kicked her in the stomach. There is no word on whether the video will be released on the Internet for $19.95.
Sweet: The NCAA tourney has more drama going on than an episode of "The Young and the Restless." First, U. Conn. is in a coma, then the team wakes up and finds out that Syracuse is really its evil twin and that Wake Forest is pregnant with Duke's baby.
Sour: Brackets across America were busted last weekend when Nevada and Alabama topped Gonzaga and Stanford, respectively. Though Kevin knows about basketball, it looks like he is going to fail at something else. He finally figured out that choosing teams by way of their uniform colors isn't the best idea.
Sweet: Alumnus David Letterman got to see Courtney Love's love buttons at least six times on the "Late Show" last week. All Letterman could muster was, "Thank you very much. That's very sweet of you." See, we told you it was sweet.
Sour: Courtney Love was arrested -- again -- only a few hours after her "Flashdance," for throwing a microphone stand into the audience at a nightclub. Continuing her trail o' terror the next night, she sent another victim to the hospital after crowd-surfing.
Sweet: Kevin finally entered the 21st century and got a cell phone. He then proceeded to lose it within five minutes of buying it, after leaving it at the counter -- maybe just so he could go back and see the hotties in the Verizon store at the mall.
Sour: Aaron lost his ATM card in Times Square. If any of you find it, please contact him at the address below. FYI: The PIN does not spell out DIVA.
Write to Kevin & Aaron at twobsuguys@yahoo.com
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